Two 70-year-olds make love like when they were young – the lady’s comment the next day cracks me up


Being together with the one you love is amazing, but you have to make an effort to keep the passion alive over the years. This old couple did just that – with hilarious results!


A 76 year old man and his 73 year old wife wanted to experience some passionate nostalgia, so they traveled to the place where they’d been on their honeymoon 40 years before – a nice cabin out in the woods, all to themselves. After a luxurious dinner, they went on a romantic walk, made passionate love and feel asleep in each other’s arms, completely exhausted and content.

They were sitting at the breakfast table the next morning, when the old man said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 40 years.”

“Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, 40 years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together, unsure of what the future would bring, but ready to face it together.”

“Yep,” the old man said, “We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds as well.”

“Well,” the lady snickered, “What do you say… should we get naked too, for old time’s sake?”

Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.

“You know, honey,” the old lady replied breathlessly, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 40 years ago.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied the man, “one’s in your coffee and the other’s in your oatmeal!”

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