Surgeon explains why it’s so easy to operate on politicians – the reason why is hilarious

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I’ve heard this story since I was young, but it’s still incredibly funny – and in these times as relevant as ever.

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, there is a lot of division and fighting these days. Half of the media tells you to think one thing, the other half tells you another. Something I’ve found really gets me away from the constant political circus is to spend time with those near and dear to me and try to make them laugh – if they don’t make me laugh first! That’s why I love good jokes so much – I love making other people smile.

So if you like the joke below, make sure to share it with your friends. Humor really is the best medicine!

Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”.

The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized.”

The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color-coded.”

The fourth surgeon said, “No no, operating on politicians is clearly the best, and also really easy.”

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable.”

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Source: funnyshare.com

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