An old man gets drunk in a bar. He then walks up to a table in the corner of the bar. On the table are seated 3 tough bikers with tattoos and wearing colors.
He leans into one of them. And he says something nobody really has the balls to say to a biker who looks like that. He says:
“I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
The biker doesn’t say anything and lets the old man be. Now, his buddies know, this is a guy who’ll knock out a guy at the drop of a hat. So why was he taking this BS from this old man?! Maybe, he’s just letting this go because of the drunk man’s age, they thought.
The drunk man again leans towards the man. This time, he says:
“I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best fuck I ever had!”
At this point, the biker’s buddies started to warm up. They didn’t want their buddy taking this BS anymore.
And then, the drunk man leans yet again. And this time, he says:
“I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma, she liked it!”
Now, the biker finally gets up. He holds the old man with his shoulders. Looks him straight in the eyes. His buddies finally think the old man’s going to get some whooping. But, they were in for a real surprise.
The biker says:
“Grandpa, Go home, you’re drunk!”